Nate's Journey Through WoW - Journal Entry 2

Level: 3
Race: Orc
Name: Boypride
Class: Warrior
Quests Completed: Lazy Peons
Zones Discovered: The Cape of Stranglehorn, Durotar
Levels gained: none

Last Wednesday Teh geekopedia published my first entry, (the one that involved Napoleon, Marion Jones, Lance Armstrong, King Kong, The Incredible Hulk and Mikey Jackson).
Since then I have been waiting to see if the site views have gone up. And sure enough.... IT DID, YES YES YES!!!! Okay, sorry for that.

*cough cough*

Anyways, the views only went up like 20 more viewers per-day, but I'll take it as all of you telling me,


"Nate, you make the best blogs ever please make more!" So, I'm making more.

After killing a few hogs, I decided to read my first entry to see what I did last.
Right away I saw the words The Hidden Path. That was it. I was going to explore The Hidden Path, I had my axe to destroy enemy and my Hearth Stone to well, ditch the whole thing all together. When I finally got to The Hidden Path, I took an bathroom break expecting this to be a momentous journey.

Done with my break, that ended up taking 15 min (I read PC Gamer) I ran up the path, trying to jump on every ledge hoping I would discover a new zone. Then suddenly, I am looking into a huge body of water and a little village,
After almost falling over the edge, I took a few screen shots for you guys. (I bet you already explored the hidden path, and the little village but what the heck).
Realizing that there was no other way to get to the village, I made a leap of faith, falling into the water. (faith that my hearth stone could bail me out after I landed)

Disappointed in the fact that my Orc didn't make that big of a splash, I swam until I saw a big blue crab/lobster thing. I thought if I taunted big-bad-blue-boy it would make some sweet screenshots. Not a good idea, with one strike I was dead. (why does some kind of high level NPC/Char always have to kill me?)
So instead of sweet screen shots of me taunting big-bad-blue-boy, I got lame screen shots of me being killed by big-bad-blue-boy.

I re spawned in the village! But, I was in ghost form. Deciding that it would be a better idea to run back to my dead corpse, rather than talking to the Spirit Healer, I began the normally boring run back to my dead corpse. When I got to the shore line I was prepared to swim, but instead my Orc ran on top of the water! Excited, I took more screen shots.

Then, I saw something:
something bigger than King Kong on Nintendo and The Incredible Hulk when hes angry,
faster than Marion Jones plus steroids and Lance Armstrong when he's wearing yellow and ridding on something with two wheels,
and scarier than Napoleon's French army and being with Mikey Jackson alone.
It was a boat. Yes, a boat. Okay, maybe it doesn't live up to the hype, so shoot me.

Well, the boat was coming right at me. Figuring I was invisible since I was in ghost form, I started taking screen shots.

First, it was just coming my direction. Then, it was coming right at me. And finally, it was on me. Now, frantically pressing the "PrtScnSysRq" botton, a map showed up on my screen, I wondered what it meant. When I arrived at a new location, I knew the boat had taken me to some place, far far away.
Then I realized, I was still in ghost form! I had to find a Spirit Healer!.

Two hours later.
I was still looking for a Spirit Healer and I still hadn't found a one.
Bored, like Mikey Jackson without young children.... Okay, that was bad, lets just say.... Bored, like emo's without razor blades... Okay, that wasn't good either, lets try this again.... Bored, like The Incredible Hulk without things to crush. There. (when in doubt say something about Hulk). I decided to put a frozen pizza in the toaster.

Thirty min later.
I had finished munching on my pizza, (California Pizza Kitchen: tomato and cheese) and I was not as bored. (Bored, like me without pizza to munch on. I'm not fat, so it's not that bored.)
Then, without warning, I had yet again, another light bulb moment. (This time, I imagined a light bulb above my head)
I should just use my Hearth Stone!

Five min later.
I was still clicking on my Hearth Stone, and getting some weird red text. Then, I actually read the red text.
It said something like, "You cannot use this item while in ghost form."
Right then, my imaginative light bulb shattered. (I was not harmed)

Thinking hard, I closed my eyes wondering if my Nate's Journey Through WoW was ruined. Opening my eyes I saw it,
it was bigger than Donkey Kong.... Okay, I won't go off on that again, basically I saw a Spirit Healer! Yes! How did I miss it?
Right then I could of swore that an angel was watching after me*.
After gaining XP for exploring The Cape of Stranglehorn, I saw a high lvl female* Warlock. I said hi, she responded in some type of European language. When I finally finished watching her and her shadow pet guy kill a bunch of enemy I said goodbye.

I clicked on my Hearthstone. And this time, it worked.
When I returned to my home base I was excited and my Orc was exhausted.

I saw a few hogs sniffing around, it was the first time I was glad to see those little level 2 hogs.

*Freaky fact: When I was reviewing my screen shots I saw that the high lvl female char was not a Horde loving Orc, but an Alliance loving human. Funny thing is, that she never attacked me. Maybe she was the angel?

*I called him/her a she because he/she had a female char.